For Bacon Lovers – The Bacon Coffin

bacon coffin

Is there a better way to show your love of bacon forever than to be buried wrapped in it? We don’t think so.

This genuine bacon casket is made of 18 Gauge Gasketed Steel with Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior, and includes a Memorial and Record Tube, Adjustable Bed and Mattress and Stationary and Swingbar handles. It also includes a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling.
There are all sorts of unusual caskets out there – motorcycles, PBR cans, iPhones, tanks, Star Trek themes and more. We think that your final resting place deserves the eternal glory that is bacon.
No returns accepted.

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Grab a Burger With Warren Whitlock

Las Vegas: Today, we grab a burger Social media consultant Warren Whitlock, publisher of this blog and others has been named a “Forbes top 10 social media power influencer”

Forbes Top Influencer Warren Whitlock

Forbes Top Influencer Warren Whitlock

Whitlock, active online for the last 32 years, best-selling author, speaker and serial entrepreneur in publishing, advertising and marketing consulting and more commented “I am always happy to be acknowledged by these lists. None of these accolades suggest that there’s some competition and a winner but it’s nice to be included with colleagues that I know are helping business take advantage of the revolution in marketing that we currently call social media

“Social media tools that we have today have helped to enable a change from the 20th-century model of doing business where a centralized organization could push out a marketing message to the masses, limited only by the large budgets it took to communicate one way

“thanks to the Internet and especially these tools, consumers have the expectation that communications will be two-way conversations. Those businesses that learn to implement this in every part of their business will see their best years ever while those who continue to try to control a message and push consumers into old models will go downhill.”

Whitlock is the author of two best-selling books on social media, including the first book about Twitter and mobile marketing “Twitter Revolution: How Social Media and Mobile Marketing are Changing the Way We Do Business” and “Profitable Social Media: Business Results without Playing Games”

Grab a Burger

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Why I Can’t Go To the Buffet With You

I live in Vegas and every week, I get invitations to join a traveling friend at a buffet. I don’t often join them.

I tell people that I’m a burger man, I am eating healthy, or whatever excuse. Actaully, I’ve very fond of grabbing a good burger and chomping it down while talking on the phone with a friend. Better yet, a friend meeting me at that burger joint.

I think we have the greatest fine dining choices in the world. Steak houses, international varities, some wonderful hole in the wall place, both seedy and the warm and cozy and perhaps the very best calzone in existence.

And of course, the buffet.

Buffet Ban

This wasn’t me.. but might explain another reason why I can’t go to the buffet.

Watch this:

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

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Looking For the Perfect Gift for your Cat?

cat headphonesI’m thinking of getting my cat some headphones.

Now, for the first time on TV,

CAT HEADPHONES

Explained on the Sol Republic website

Introducing the World’s First Cat Headphones

cat headphonesProfessor Meowingtons pHd and SOL REPUBLIC have teamed up to introduce the world’s first headphones for cats

Founded on the belief that if music sounds better, it feels better, SOL REPUBLIC is on a mission to create incredible music experiences for humans and felines alike. Of course, our cat headphones would not be complete without the input of world-renowned cat, Professor Meowingtons pHd  Previously known for his work with music producer deadmau5, Meowingtons helped us to create these headphones and bring great sound and style to felines around the world.

Designed by famed digital artist Joshua Davis, a frequent collaborator of deadmau5 and fan of Professor Meowingtons, these headphones look good on the ears or even around the neck. Engineered for durability and easy to adjust, cats of almost all shapes and sizes will be able to feel the music.

Only 10 of these exclusive cat headphones have been created making them highly sought after by felines the world over. They are perfect for furry music lovers who want to block out the annoying sound of dogs and humans, while looking like the stylish cat in town.

Visit one of the stores to buy a pair of these exclusive, one of a kind, cat headphones
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We stared with the combination of burgers and phones, but it wasn’t long till we added a healthy dose of bacon.

Bacon make for many awesome parings:

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Planning Time With Your Pets

Some people just don’t get it.

Dogs and cats can live together. It’s just a matter of scheduling

 

Source: pinerly.com via Warren on Pinterest

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Wear Bacon Cologne for Business Success

Bacon GoldAfter the success of our industrial stregth bacon post, we are happy to announce an attitude adjustment here at BurgersByPhone.com.

We heard you LOUD and CLEAR… you want more BACON. So watch this space for the best in bacon on our burgers as we talk on the phone with a friend.

Grab a bacon cheeseburger and watch this ad from Fargginay for bacon cologne.

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Industrial Strength Bacon

I love bacon on my burgers. Even when I’m not eating while on the phone.

Best when served up hot by someone other than me, but I do like to know it was made with care.

If you want a LOT of bacon, you need a factory.

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Going out to get a burger could be dangerous!

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